Vanderpump Rules Recap: Kristen’s SURetirement
We start with a Vanderpump family meeting. I’m having audio problems. Lisa spends her family time talking about Kristen. Of course she does. Pandy, Max, and Ken all jump on the Kristen hate bus. Lisa...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules: For Better Or Worse, Scheana Got Married
We begin with cocktail waitress, Scheana stopping by her boss’s big pink mansion to talk about her feelings about her upcoming wedding day. Didn’t we all do that when we got married? High tea with out...
View ArticleScheana Marie Shay Shares The Best And Worst Moments of Her Wedding Ceremony
This week on Vanderpump Rules we all saw Scheana Marie overcome a few obstacles to get herself down the aisle and married to Mike Shay. First of all, I forget what Scheana’s maiden name is because she...
View ArticleJax Fails To See That He and Kristen Are Two Peas in a Pod !
Jax’ blog this week is all about how crazy and manipulative Kristen is. This is certainly not news. But Jax doesn’t seem to grasp that everything Kristen does that is crazy and manipulative is mild...
View ArticleVanderPump Rules Recap: Ring on a String
It’s time for the Scheana and Shay’s reception. I think they got married at the perfect time of day. followed by cocktail hour. The setting is really beautiful. Lisa and Kristen have a run in at the...
View ArticleVanderPump Rules Recap: Jax Cracks
Why the hell are all of the Bravo production companies married to the idea of having so many damn rehash scenes at the beginning of every episode? Jax and Tom and Ariana, Katie and Stassi’s new butt...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Dethroned
Okay, it’s time for the finale so I am making some adjustments to recap this live. I took a shower, and put on clean jammies in honor of the first clean sheets night of 2015 (I’ve been sleeping on the...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: I Was Bored
Sorry for the delay. I was otherwise occupied last night and unavailable for recapping. I am currently about a 398 on a 1- 10 anger scale and not particularly in the mood to recap but since it appears...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2: Beating Dead Horses to a Bloody Pulp
For some reason at exactly 8 pm Banjo needs to go out, the phone rings, three people start emailing me crap, and 20 moderated people start a posting frenzy and the creepy Gaybor starts standing in the...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules: Secrets Revealed #Eyeroll
I’m gonna go ahead and guess that no secrets will be revealed tonight. I plan on having a snack while blogging, which is impossible if something is actually going to happen. These “secrets revealed”...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Update: Guess Who Just Got Engaged.
Vanderpump Rules has been filming for a bit and SHOCKER! Katie’s Tom apparently proposed about 15 minutes ago. Um no one is shocked. But is that the ring? I am not mocking it at all but it doesn’t...
View ArticleThe Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Trailer Is A Jawdropper
Here is the official PR. This season on “Vanderpump Rules,” Lisa is joined once again by Jax Taylor,Scheana Shay, Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz and Kristen Doute, along with...
View ArticleIt’s Time for a Kristen Doute & Vanderpump Rules Update!
As you know, here at Tamara Tattles, we watch Vanderpump Rules specifically to see what entertaining crazy Kristen Doute will bring to the show. It seems she is going all out during filming this...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Season Premiere: Playtime’s Over
It’s time for a new season of Vanderpump Rules and I could not be happier. I didn’t dig it much at first but you guys made me recap and now it’s one of my favorite shows. I’ll take anything above …...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: New Blood
Meet Lala Has she slept with Jax yet? She says she is every guy’s type. And I am sure she is. Except perhaps grown men who have to introduce their date to the boss, colleagues or parents as “Lala.”...
View ArticleBetter Than A Recap: Xanadude’s Thoughts on Tonight’s Vanderpump Rules
By Xanadude As much as y’all love this guy would it kill you to follow him on Twitter? Going in, kids, in the immortal words of Nick Lowe: “Cruel to be kind, means that I love you.” I wouldn’t be …...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Aftershow Recap: Xanaduuu…..de
By Xanadude A couple of brief notes on the AfterShow, which you should be watching: It’s a comedy show and recapping it would be like describing porn to someone who just masturbated, so just some...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Cock of the Walk
I totally for about Xanadude taking these recaps over until about an hour before the show. I tried to find out if he was good to go but haven’t heard back. I having some weird kind of health issue...
View ArticleXanaDude’s Thoughts on Tonight’s Vanderpump Rules
By: Xanadude Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to SUR! Outside it may be winter, but here it is hot! Life is beautiful. The servers are beautiful. Even the bussers are beautiful. One stage tonight, we...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules: Isn’t Every Day Gay Pride in Weho?
Thoughts By Xanadude It’s the Gay Pride Episode! Last year LVP poured all of her energy into PUMP, leaving poor SUR to an underwhelming and tipless day for the staff. This year Pinky plans on both...
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