Vanderpump Rules Recap
BY XANADUDE (Sorry I forgot the byline in haste to get it up tonight!) Before beginning with the nonsense that is tonight’s VanderPump Rules, takes a minute and check out Covenant House, the charity...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Boys Will Be Boys
By Xanadude Like a between course sorbet, this episode really was nothing more than a palate cleanser after the spit flecked main course of last week. The unpleasantness of James and Jax fighting is...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: What Happened in Vegas
BY: Xanadude The title of this episode is “What Happened in Vegas” and, you know what? Nothing happened, which is pretty much what what needed to happen, since the guys all have pissed off partners at...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: You Probably Think This Show Is About You, Don’t You?
Xanadude Contributing Writer Welcome back to another recap of VanderPump Rules! We open this week with Schwartz visiting LVP at the Pink Palace. Pinky has not had a chance to clean the poop from the...
View ArticleWatch What Happens Live With Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz
On this episode of WWHL, we have the engaged couple, Katie and Schwartz. And I really must say, that I personally think marrying a gay man is the way to go. Good job Katie. Way less drama. And I’m …...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: “This Brief Stupid Moment in Our Lives”
Xanadude Contributing Writer Let’s jump right in and talk about something I never noticed until tonight: the way LVP’s necklace is cradled perfectly in her ample bosom in the opening credits. They...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Vacation Bingo!
FUN! by Xanadude! In anticipation of tonight’s VPR trip to Hawaii, your humble contributing writer has put together the annual Vanderpump Rules Vacation Bingo Card and or checklist! Play along at...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap Hawaii: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples!
by Guest Contributor Xanadude Discussion topic for later: Is VPR “the best days of our lives,” as proclaimed in the theme song, or a “brief, stupid moment in our lives,” as stated by Kristen? Take...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Your usual recapper for Vanderpump Rules, Xanadude, put in for some for vacation time which I begrudgingly granted and he is off with El Spouso. who is a having a milestone birthday! I’ve already...
View ArticleWWHL With Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval
Ho Hum… Really Andrew? Ariana and Sandoval? Okay. Let’s see what happens. Andy shames Scheana for thrusting Shay in front of alcohol and telling Shay not to be a bore. Ariana seems to think that...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Xanadude, Guest Contributor The bitch is back. (It’s like he doesn’t even read my recaps!) I don’t mean Stassi. I mean me. After a week long reprieve from the radiator, I’m back at my post and ready...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Like So Many Beans She Has Flicked Before
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude This old man (and, like, LVP, for now I plan on starting all conversations with “This old man…” just to shade Stassi for a while. Although it is, technically, Jax, who...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Bitch Ghost
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude Much as in real life lately, tonight’s Vanderpump Rules was full of weird edits – or is that just me and medication I’m on? Scenes would start at one point in time and...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules News on Reunion and Jax
Let’s start with the latest news on Jax (and Kentucky). Jax had an appearance in Hawaii this past week for his felony charges as a result of his drunken decision to steal a pair of sunglasses while...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: “Beach, Please”
By Contributing Writer Xanadude “Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Too Little, Too Late
By Contributing Writer Xanadude On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules, we learn Stassi has Lyme Disease and Scheana has Munchausen’s. Not really,but,judging on page counts and comments, that’s all you people...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Kray Kray Kristen IS BACK Y’ALL!
By Contributing Writer Xanadude! Next week is the Vanderpump Rules Season Finale, so this episode sort of tees up a lot of stuff for next week’s payoff. Katie “asks” LVP if they can have their...
View ArticleA Whole Nuther Hour of Vanderpump Rules Nonsense
Andy is just obsessed with this show for some reason. The ratings have been okay this season as they try to pump up their numbers to RHOOC levels, but this is some serious overkill. Last night, after...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Push Comes to Shove (It Up Your Nose!)
By Contributing Writer Xanadude In honor of tonight’s Vanderpump Rules finale, I’m drinking LVP Sangria. Yes, the embargo has been lifted here in Large Texas City – a new store is now carrying the...
View ArticleBravolebrities Descend On Las Vegas!
My Vegas spies are all aflutter this morning after multiple sightings of random Bravolebrities. First up was Jax and the Toms. It seems that Jax, Sandoval, and Swartz were in Vegas for an appearance...
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